Benefactor Makes Me Watch A Duran Duran Ad... Oh Yeah, and everything we thought we knew was wrong


Got a tip from @Arkwatch that Benefactor favorited something on the Youtube, so I went to his channel to see.  As I opened his channel, I got hit full in the face with an ad for Duran Duran before the video played. (Jeez asshole, couldn't find ad-free version of it anywhere?)  It was a music video for a band I hadn't heard of.  The video itself... MASKS... MASKS EVERYWHERE.

I think he likes just throwing music at us to figure out what he's trying to say.  Don't get me wrong, I'm liking the tracks so far.   I'd like it a lot more if they weren't converted into... what's Josh call it... cryptic bullshit?  I figure it has to mean something since he's only ever used the channel to send such messages before.  Oh, and the background of his channel's changed... got some cards on it.  Take a look.

In other news...

Well... I don't even know what to say about this.  We don't even know how true it is.  Too many people have met/fought revenants, including the PTC, for me to fully believe it was a mass hallucination caused by the Slender Man.  Then again, if it was, he's far more powerful and INTELLIGENT then we've given him credit for.  And that truth seekers, is a terrifying prospect.

Given the above, I'm having a hard time figuring out His endgame.  If he's smart enough to do something like this, then I doubt he would be acting simply on instinct.  We've seen evidence in the past of people who have put words to his motive... the cult of Damien's parents... Conaghan... simply mad or perhaps more?

Noah's back.  We'll see what happens next.

- Dr. Cairo


  1. LOTS of people have been contemplating the implications of all this, and it's... rather astounding, actually. After lining up all the facts and matching them up with what I know, i AM inclined to believe his story. Some very interesting new avenues have just opened up.

    Thank god Noah's okay, at any rate.

  2. So I took the cards that were sent to you and used X's background and found this:

    J♦ K♣ Q♥ 9♥ 8♣ 10♠ 3♣

    52 49 4F 4F 4E 44 45

    R I O O N D E

    Any Idea what it means?

  3. in door e?
    No or die?

  4. This brings back the question, is He really evil. I think it's a bit safer to assume that yes, he is if he's this intelligent. Terrifying doesn't being to describe this news.

  5. Went to check out Benefactor's page and he has OneRepublic's "All The Right Moves" as his favorite. I don't know if I'll ever listen to that song again since that's my favorite band, lol.

  6. If you follow the folklore records, you see SM is just a new name for an old "entity," an entity that was once worshiped as a god. I mentioned the Scottish Fear Liath Mor (Big Gray Man) in a previous comment, but if we're heading for Ireland now as SM origin, look up An Fear Dubh (literally the Black Man) and Brolaghan (Shapeless Thing) or Old Boneless. SM is not a new thing... he is a very old thing. I believe he originates from Sumeria originally. Even if none of these beings is SM, they are enough like him that their names would have power over him. Names have power over everything, even if we've forgotten that. Names call and names command.

  7. it is nice to see an awakening in you. admiration.
    by all means keep laughing loud and braying, meat.
    keep whistling past your graveyard now.